Much Ado About Nothing, Beatrice Diary

The soldiers arrived home today, oh joy. There is one, extremely annoying man that is one of them, Benedick. What a clown, he talks about absolutely nothing, and complains about how women are imperfect in every way. I honestly don't know why he exists. He shows no change from the last time I saw him. When I spoke to him I said "A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours". Making quite clear that I did not enjoy hearing him talk. I pray that he may not bore me to death with his constant ranting.